Goblet of fire: A potted review
19 November, 2005 - 72 words
Or, if you like, a Potter review.
Ron: The Quidditch World Cup! This is going to be brilliant!
(no time passes)
Ron: The Quidditch World Cup! That was brilliant!
audience: “did we just lose ten minutes?”
Harry: (shows some nipple)
Harry: Dragons!
Harry: Voldemort!
Hermione: Everyone’s dead, but I hope you have a ter...