Weapons of mass seduction? Pff, next thing you’ll be telling me is that guns are sold to gun-totin’, battle-lovin’ (sad and lonely) rednecks using women posing in bikinis firing AK-47s! Please! We’re far more civilised than that!

Enlightenment, my first favourite window manager for Linux isn’t dead. Apparently. (It’s sure been doing a good job of pretending.) It’d be great to see the E team release a rip-roaring new version, kicking the other WMs into touch with all-aliased, perfectly skinned, amazing ease-of-use everything.

Why won’t it happen? Because it’s probably been the longest product development cycle since Netscape 6. That’s why.