Television is so bloody confusing and irritatingly designed.

I finally left the 30% and got a Freeview box with built-in 80GB PVR at the weekend, and gosh isn’t it exciting? Apart from the new-found ability to watch Batfink whenever I like, I can now watch Torchwood on broadcast night. This is very exciting, but I suspect the raft of channels which have now been opened up to me and the ways of navigating between them are a giant wave which will shortly break on the beach of my mind.

So far, I’d give it four out of five. Very impressive for £100.